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By J.H 2/8/87
Story3
Scene: Sunset in the midst of great, towering apartment buildings, where,
blind to all around, sits our hero, Milo Laslo. Tendrils of smoke
lightly play around in the still air, making grotesques pictures
that seem to almost be real.
Music: Cool jaz
Scene: Milo sits and waits for any indication that his clients wife is
having an affair. It's a dirty job, and he doesn't want to be doing it.
Milo:(Thinking to himself) But what the hell. I'am getting paid for it....
Scene: Laslo slowly scopes out each apartment window hoping to catch a glimps
of Jannet Rose, wife of Mr. Thorny Rose who owns most of the flower
shops in the New York City area.
Milo: Ah! There she is! She is wearing a tight fitting jumpsuit and shes
jumping around!
Scene: There right before his eyes, is Mrs. Jannet Rose preforming an
aerobic exercise with a class of 25 jummping behind her...
Milo: Oh Hell. She's hasn't been having an affair. I think Mr. Rose is just
looking for an excuse to devours his wife, but kinda beating around
the bush....
Scene: Slowly Milo retreats back to his hot rod( Ed Note. A Gremlin ) and
coolly drives in the direction of his New York City office, just one
of many around the world.(Ed Note. None of which Milo owns)
Scene: Title....
Title: Milo Laslo, P.I(Kind of reminds you of Adam 12)
Commercial: Burma Shave!
Scene: Milo Laslo, P.I sitting behind a desk piled high with requests of his
services.
Milo:(Yawning) Oh when am I going to have time to get through all this
paperwork?
Scene: Just then a large, burly man kicks the door down.
Milo: All you had to do was knock!
Man: Mr. Milo, I here you're lookin for a partner....
Milo: Yeah. Boy, news sure does travel fast in this town...
Man: Well then, let me introduce myself. My name is Grear Savage, P.I.
and I would like to work for you.
Milo: Do you like Roses?
Grear: Why yes.... what does that have to do with me getting this job?
Milo: Because your first job will be telling Mr. Thorny Rose that his
wife is NOT having an affair.
Music: Da-Na!
Grear: Why? Won't he be happy?
Milo: Something tells me he won't..
Music: DA-NA!!
Grear: Where is that music coming from?
Music: DDAA-NNAA!!!!!
Milo: Oh God! Here we go again!
(Ed Note. Refer back to storys 1 & 2 for the meaning of that last remark.)
Music: DA DA DA DA NA NA NA NA!! !! !! !!
Grear: Why did you ask me if I like roses?
Music: DDDDDAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Milo: Now cut that out!
Grear: Well?
Milo: What? Oh. Sorry. Because your libel to get a face full of roses when
you break it to him!
Music: DDDAA NA!! !! NA ! ! ! DAAA NA! ! ! DA NA!
Grear: Why?
Milo: Look up 40 lines...
Grear: Wow! Beating around the bush! Thats funny!
Milo: Yes, I liked it...
Grear: Well when do I start?
Scene: Just then a brick flies through a window in Milo's office and lands
atop the largest pile of papers on his desk....
Grear: Oh my God! What is it!
Milo: Either it's a paper weight, or it's a message!
Grear: Well, aren't you gonning to read it?!?
Milo: No, its probably a death threat or something...
Grear: And that doesn't scare you?
Milo: Not when you get them as often as I do!!!
Scene: Suddenly 50 bricks come sailing in!
Milo: See what I mean!
Grear: Uh... I think I'll be leaving now.....
Milo: Wait! Come back! This is how I built my first house!
Will Grear Savage stay and work for Milo Laslo?
Will Thorny Rose ever find out about his wife??
Will Jannet Rose become another Jane Fonda???
Tune in next file for the answer to these and other questions in....
Milo Laslo, P.I (Much like Barny Miller, but without Fishe)
Scene: Credits
Casting: Jonny AppleSeed
Directing: Mike Ortho
Costumes: Jonna Bark
Story: Don "Green Thumb" Johnson
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Written by: J.H
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